Thanks for the memory
of forty years of fun
beneath the desert sun
in the Classic, that's a winner –
never less than number one,
I thank you so much.

Thanks for the memory
of a week of fun each year
that's brought me so much cheer;
exchanging jokes
with gallery folks
who come from far and near,
I thank you so much.

Many-a-star have we hosted
and many pros we have boasted.
my form and my scores
have been roasted.
We've withstood the test;
been entertained by the best.

So, thanks for the memory
of golf with Ink, Bing and Dino,
Ford, Palmer and Trevino;
a walrus, shark and golden bear
and the classic Ball extraodinaire,
and especially for you and me
what we've done for charity.
I thank you. So much.

Thanks for the Memories, Bob!
Another parody to "Thanks for the Memories"
by Christi Ennaco

Thanks for the memory
of the forty-three years of fame
since we asked to use your name
from the first day you swung
the Classic's been number one
among all the golf events
underneath the desert sun
we thank you so much

And thanks for the memory
of a week of fun each year
it's brought us so much cheer
when you golf with Hollywood pals
from the olden days to now
like Bing and Old Blue Eyes
and so many younger guys
we thank you so much

Thanks for the memory
of strolling fairways with a Jeanie
and a Wonder Woman, too
of teeing up with Presidents, Senators, Governors
and a Speaker of the House
plus an astronaut or two
we thank you so much

And thanks for the memory
you've putted around with
great coaches and athletes
of the sports you dared not to compete
from horse and car tracks to the ring,
the rink, the courts and all fields green
we thank you so much

Thanks for the memory
you've been out driven, God knows
by a menagerie of pros
like a walrus, a shark and a golden bear,
Big John and "The King"
who are known everywhere
we thank you so much

As for future memories
we look forward to the defending Champ
returning this year to play
with you watching on opening day
we thank you so much

The best of memories
is just one thing for us
over thirty-five mil. we've raised, thus far
for the Classic Desert Charities
we know when you yell "FORE"
we will be raising more, and more
For all of this, we thank you so much